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- Did you think I wouldn't like it? - No, I didn't.
Most of the time, people who get stung by crows hate it.
- I really hate it. - I'm sure you hate getting stung by crows.
There are many ways to prevent it.
But I'm curious about how many people get stung by crows.
So this time, we're going to look at the value of getting stung by crows.
- I think it's simple. - Yes.
When you look at someone's body and see that they're stung, you might think, "Is that a pimple?"
So in order for you to get stung by crows, we've invited this person.
- Please come in. - Thank you for having me.
- You're kidding me, right? - He's from Japan Crow Stung University.
He has itchy glasses and is an ignorant person.
- He has another job and is very drunk. - Yes.
In order to prevent getting stung by crows, we have various methods of getting stung by crows.
Big crows are easier to get stung by.
People with high body temperature are easier to get stung by.
People with smelly feet are easier to get stung by.
- We don't know if it's true or not. - Yes.
By the way, there are three of you in this video.
- We have valuable data. - Yes.
- Please do your best. - Yes, we'll do our best.
You have about one hour.
You can get stung by many crows nearby.
Or you can go to a crow-stung spot far away and get stung by crows for three hours.
Let's do our own strategy.
Then, let's get stung by crows.
Start!
He's too drunk.
He has itchy glasses and is an ignorant person.
- He has itchy glasses and is an ignorant person. - No, he's not.
Where did you go by yourself?
(He's an ignorant person.)
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- How was it? - It was hell.
- You look quite tortured. - Yes, I do.
- You look mentally ill. - I think it's itchy here.
- Let's check it with this pen. - Yes.
(Let's check it with this pen.)
- First of all, Mr. Shimizu. - Yes.
I like drinking alcohol and looking up at the sun.
- That's my aura. - Ah.
- That's your aura. - That's my aura.
It's a park.
As a result, it's always been like this.
- This is alcohol. - Let's go to the park.
The beer isn't good at all.
We've arrived at the park.
Just standing here makes me feel like I'm about to get bitten.
All we have to do is hang in there.
If you make one mistake...
You're a sexual criminal.
There it is!
- It's completely eaten. - This is the worst.
I can't take it anymore.
This is the worst.
It's fast.
It's completely eaten.
Can you use it now?
It's stuck.
It was itchy and it got stuck in my back.
I might have missed it.
It's completely...
It's killing me.
It's only this far.
I think you got it.
My baton.
First, you aim for...
This one.
This is a ridiculous 2 point...
- Amazing. - 2?
It's hard to tell, but I'll tell you.
It's a 4.
Amazing.
And...
There's a longer one in here, so let's pull it out.
- It's long. - Ouch!
I think it's stuck in one place here.
Where is it?
There's a thick blood vessel in this area.
It might look like this.
It's huge!
You can tell when you touch it.
It's here and here.
- That's right. - Yes.
- It wasn't stuck in my back. - Check.
Look carefully.
What is this?
- Wow! - This is crazy!
It's here.
It's a little bigger.
- It's like this, right? - Yes.
Let's measure it.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12...
Wow!
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21...
2 points!
Amazing!
Wow, that's a lot!
- How is it? - Crazy!
- That's a lot! It's 21! - That's too high!
Next up is Ryokan.
- Ryokan. - I...
I...
In front of a toilet in the mountains...
I took a drunk man...
I took him for a walk...
I lifted him up...
- Is he small or big? - He's big.
- Ah! - I brought a drunk man.
I have the image that a tough guy gets drunk from the smell of alcohol...
So I think I'll get stabbed too.
I'm pretty good at getting stabbed in the mouth...
When I went to the park with Zawa-san to play baseball...
I got stabbed about 20 times.
Wow.
If you go, bring me to that park.
It's a toilet in a park in the mountains.
- Let's go! - Let's wait.
- You're good. - I'm good.
Sheets...
Pack...
Do you want to have sex?
I do.
- You do. - I do.
- Ankle. - It's amazing here.
- It's huge. - It's huge.
- It's crazy.
- It's too big. - It's crazy.
- It's too big. - It's big in one shot.
It's big even if you break it.
- Wow, it's big. - It's big.
- It's big in one shot. - It's crazy.
- It's big, Ryu-kun. - It's really big.
Don't you have any more scars?
Don't you have any itchy spots?
Maybe it's not good for Ryu-kun's body.
- Maybe it's not good. - What are you talking about?
That's what Ryu looks like.
- That's what he looks like. - I think that's it for Ryu-kun.
Do you want me to count? I think I said it too early.
- One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven... - Wow.
- I found one! - Wow!
- If you were a big athlete, you might be first. - Definitely.
(They found one)
- I'll say it last. - Okay.
The strategy is to simply wear one pair of pants and enter a gap that no one can enter.
- And just scatter people around. - It's creepy.
- It's really creepy.
Wow, it's a bad spot.
- It's a bad spot for sure. - Oh, I see.
- I don't know if you can see it or not, but it's a river over there. - Oh, I see, I see.
- You can hear insects crying. - No, I've never heard of them.
- I've never heard of them. - Should we go in here?
Wow, it's creepy around my feet.
- Wow, there are so many insects! - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Ouch! What is this? What is this? Ouch! - This is not a place for people to enter.
- I don't know what kind of video this is. - Isn't this place amazing?
- It's like a place where you can get stung by a crab. - I think it was made for that purpose.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It says you'll get sweaty, but I'm sweating a lot right now.
It's definitely going to come after me.
Wow, this is crazy.
My instincts are telling me not to do it.
How long has it been?
- Huh? Huh? - Huh?
- Huh? How long... - Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- The time you're here... - Oh, that's what you mean.
My feet are crazy. My lower body...
- Oh, it's so itchy! - Wow, it's hell.
- My lower body is really itchy right now. - If you breathe a lot, you'll get stung.
It's a cicada!
Wow, you're sweating a lot!
- You're just... Oh, it's there! It's eating you now! - Huh? Really?
- 3... 2... 1...
- Okay! - It's over!
- Okay! Let's go home!
- For now, I'll take it off.
- Wow, wow!
- It's so ugly! - It's disgusting!
- What is this bandage?!
- Stop it! It's a donkey... a donkey hat!
- Wow! - Wow, there's a lot of it!
- 1, 2, 3, 4... - Ah, it feels good!
- Ouch! Ouch!
- Ah, this is... ah, this is bad!
- It's biting me! - It's biting me!
- Wow, this is...
- Is it really okay to do a project like this?
- Is this a penis?
- This is a penis.
- Ah, it's here! - Wow!
- It's definitely here!
- It's here and here.
- Here and here.
- Wow, there's a lot of it.
- I don't know anymore!
- It's all... it's too fluffy!
- It definitely had a butt.
- How is it?
- It's there! - It's there!
- Wait... you're putting out your butt, aren't you?
- Hey! - This is bad!
- It definitely won't meet humans now, right? - Yeah...
- Ah, I see.
- Hey!
- Wow, you put it out properly.
- How is it morally?
- Well, it might have won.
- Why are you doing this to me?!
- Let's do this in each area.
- First, the left hand...
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14...
- Wow!
- Pirating!
- ...14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24...
- ...26, 27, 26, 30...
- ...31, 32, 33, 34, 35...
- ...33, 34, 35, 35...
- ...40, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45...
- ...46...
- ...47!
- She won!
- You won!
- Wow!
- Well, real or exaggerated is a movie.
- Big hotels are all said to be lies.
- They're places.
It's all about location and exposure.
It's fine as long as you don't show your dick, right?
No, it's fine as long as you don't show your heart.
So, if you don't want to get bitten by a crab,
try not to get close to the river.
It's better to
wear long sleeves and long pants.
So, I'm going to
make a video of you getting bitten by a crab.
Getting bitten by a crab
It's something I haven't done in a long time.
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